Confessions: A Goose in the Night

Is it almost the end of August already? How does this happen every time? I'm hoping that signals some cooler weather, 'cause I was baking like a sweet potato tot today. Time for a few confessions...

A lot of people hit snooze on their alarms, but I don't know how they do it. If I am conscious enough to hit snooze on my iphone, I am turning that thing off so it cannot disturb me again. If Greg and I both have to get up, I ask him to set his a little later in case I turn mine off while I'm sleeping.
I was lurking on Craigslist today. Okay, I was lurking in the PETS section of Craigslist today, like I always do, and saw pot belly pigs for sale. I would like to adopt a tiny pig, but our apartment is too small.
The geese at my work are traveling in packs. You don't want to find yourself alone near one. Once, while I was leaving work and it was dark, I walked too close and a goose started hissing at me. Almost pooped my pants.
I would rather do dishes than laundry any day. I put laundry in, forget about it for two days, then am mad at myself when I have to rewash it. And that's why Greg handles alllllll the laundry.
Linking up with Kathy for Humpday Confessions this week. Have a great Hump Day!
Vodka and Soda

10 comments:

  1. Laundry>cleaning the bathrooms any day.. and laundry just smells soooo good.

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  2. oh i love doing the laundry and the dishes, i hate vacuuming/sweeping/mopping anything with floors. i didnt hate it but then i got 3 cats and now i hate it. i snooze my alarm till the cows come home but i have turned it off more times than i can count.. not good. and omg you need to get a pig. so cute! i didnt even know there was a pets section of craigslist, this could be dangerous!

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  3. geese are MEAN S.O.Bs. we had a family of geese hanging out near the walkway to the building at my office and as i walked by, one of them CHASED ME! wtf goose? MIND YO' BIDNESS. then i saw their little ducklings and i understood but shit, i wasn't even near them and they got all defensive and shit!

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  4. I so want a piglet as a pet but I'm never home. They are so cute tho.

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  5. Laundry is by far my least favorite chore. I would rather do ANY other chore...give me the damn bathroom I don't care. I do not want to do laundry. I want a little pig too. I have watched this vine well over a dozen times... https://vine.co/v/ME16mjEaPEY

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  6. I legit did some research on those "micro-pigs" and found out that apparently there really isn't any such thing as a pig that stays tiny forever. Which is a shame because I want one like yesterday!

    -Kate
    www.theflorkens.com

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  7. I have been steadily making sure I mess up enough just a little bit here and there.....Mark now does the grocery shopping and cooking.....steadily working on the laundry ;-)

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  8. I'm the complete opposite. I want to do all the laundry and never touch the dishes. I hate them.

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  9. I hear geese can be cranky things. I wouldn't want to mess with them.

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  10. haha I just dont get pigs as pets. I think Id be freaked out if I open my eye and see a pig in my room. They are cute though!

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