Wednesday Confessions

It's Wednesday, and the good news is that I actually have the day off AND Kathy and Nadine brought back Confessions.
More Coffee Less Talky

Last month, I got really mad at my coworkers for leaving the desk a mess, so I passive aggressively dumped out all the paper clips in our tray into the bottom of the drawer.

Speaking of mess, I get stressed out if there's a ton of work waiting at my desk and mess everywhere when I come in, which is basically every day. I like everything organized. Did I mention next week is my last week at my job?

When I told my boss when my last day was and he asked if anyone had the week after that off, my immediate thought was "I don't care." It's a two weeks notice, not a vacation.

I am painfully nice, and even when I think I am being a bitch, people apparently have no idea. I was once told that I look like Taylor Swift. I look nothing like Taylor Swift, clearly, since I'm not an 8 ft tall blonde fashionably-dressed singer, but I think I may look like a deer that could never ever be mad at anyone. They just have no idea the rage inside.

I'm watching Friends and it's from a new perspective than when it was actually on. I'm now the age of the friends. My mind is blown. Phoebe and Chandler are my favorites. I feel the real life adult struggles of their lives, now.

Sometimes when people do things at work, I redo it after they leave. It's not that I don't like them; it's that I don't trust that they did it right.

I don't go to Starbucks. Or drink coffee. So, this whole coffee cup freakout completely misses me. I don't even drink those fun lattes everyone posts pictures of. How about some chocolate almond milk?

Speaking of coffee, I found out the schedule for my training next month starts at 6 AM. On the bright side, we should get out early. On the other hand, where's that coffee I was talking about?

What are you confessing today?


  1. At my old job, people would just pile stuff anywhere on my desk and it used to infuriate me. I would come in and there would be 5 files on my desk, some more files and notes in my chair and just a mess and I would be like.....I clean my desk off every day for a reason people!!! Ugh!

    Cupgate is ridiculous. Who cares? Just give me my latte!

  2. Hang in there... the job will soon be over
    The Morgan Freeman made me laugh :)
    I never tire of Friends...ever.
    Chocolate almond milk is always a winner to me too!

  3. lol i don't drink coffee either, though i do like a hot chocolate sometimes.. if it wasn't for blogland though, i would have no idea people were freaking out about the cups. seriously?!
    it freaks me out that i am now the age of the characters in friends. crazy!

  4. i'm known as a huge bitch at work so no one touches my shit. in fact, they booted the guy who sat here when i came back to work LOL!!

  5. All the starbucks cup pics are driving me crazy!! And I can't even drink coffee anymore, except decaf. I mainly like hot chocolate or hot cider.

  6. I love Friends! My favorite is definitely Chandler. I feel like I really relate to his attitude towards life in general.
    The Rad Wife

  7. here's to hoping your week flies by at that job! onward to better things!

  8. I don't drink coffee either. But I do like Starbucks. The cup fiasco is absolutely ridiculous... get a life, people!

  9. Ha love the gif of the pug freaking out! and i'd have the same reaction after putting my notice in - it's not your problem anymore haha.

  10. Oh that is scary to watch Friends and they are around the same age, I must try it :) I'm not a huge coffee drinker, but will have fancy drinks out now and then. I however am not a Starbucks fan, I prefer a local spot if I'm going to get coffee out.